Ed the Barman

**Kelsek** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:50 am

"Welcome captain what will it be? I have just received a shipment of some Finely Aged Rum".

OOC: Hi there and welcome to the Terran Brotherhood forum, here you can apply to join the fleet or just chat with TBH members and other free captains.

Treason Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:10 am

Treason declares this thread in the name of all that is Treasonous

The Blac Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:14 am

Pour me a cold fresh jekyll-hyde juice please barman.

Treason Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:17 am

Fine. Conquest aside, I'd like a bottle 'o yer finest rum...with an umbrella.

Sto Heli Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:17 am

*pulls up her battered old arm chair.* yes, very nice... Some one get the kettle on, and EP, get the biscuits out. Very Happy

**Kelsek** Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:19 am

Welcome one and all, drinks are on the house!

Ebony Phoenix Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:22 am

*propping up bar in the corner*

Morning all, Sto go get your own biscuits!

**Lauren Phoenix** Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:24 am

je gorram dread owners - wheres my rum? and ya little scurvy firm arse dont be mean to the lady! Twisted Evil

Treason Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:28 am

On second thought dinna add the umbreller, it taint manly at all. Instead, give me one of those little plastic swords with them cherries punctured through 'em. Aha! Now that'll add some hair to yer chest!

Ebony Phoenix Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:49 am

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a real man be having his cherry popped by a dead mans finger!

**Titus** Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:24 am

Ebony Phoenix wrote:arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a real man be having his cherry popped by a dead mans finger!

Vegna Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:14 am

I second that Titus! I didn't know this was one of those bars affraid

*grabs a crate of rum and runs off to the confrence room*

Dream Hunter Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:09 pm

Ooohh this is pretty! Of course, it'd look prettier without Sto's ugly mug.... :p

JackTheRipper Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:14 pm

Meow!

Dream Hunter Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:29 pm

Tee hee! Everyone loves a girly barfight, eh? All scratching and hair pulling....

(she knows I love her really... Wink

)

JackTheRipper Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:38 pm

And here I thought she had made moves towards CBE Wink

Sto Heli Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:42 pm

Re: Ed the Barman
by Dream Hunter Today at 6:09 pm

Ooohh this is pretty! Of course, it'd look prettier without Sto's ugly mug.... :p

I wouldn't worry hunny, no one can see if for your backside.... Razz

Now, you owe me one kick in harris!

Dream Hunter Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:41 pm

Hardy, har.... :p If only my leg was long enough! Wink

Oh, and there's no way Sto could steal CBE from me! To be honest....she's more likely to try and make moves on me Wink

If it weren't for my huge backside. Sad

**Lauren Phoenix** Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:46 pm

Dream Hunter wrote:Hardy, har.... :p If only my leg was long enough!

Oh, and there's no way Sto could steal CBE from me! To be honest....she's more likely to try and make moves on me If it weren't for my huge backside.

: Does this warship make my butt look huge? Twisted Evil

**Blood_Reaver** Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:18 am

*Stumbles in* Haaaarrrr................. Ha....... Funny stuff here, funny stuff.......

*Crawls into corner* Beer.... Bring me beer.

Vegna Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:19 am

Dream Hunter wrote:Tee hee! Everyone loves a girly barfight, eh? All scratching and hair pulling....

reminds me of a song from two pints Very Happy

We need tarts and we need lots of 'em they'll all get pissed and have a fight it's ace!
and no I'm not calling you tarts just seems suitable to the situation >.>

Yeah he will bring it right away....first lets put out you hair as it's on fire! Did you try to get in to EPs liquor cabinet again BR?

**Blood_Reaver** Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:27 pm

*Mumbles* But rum is good.... It was all there..... Stupid lock..... Still not sure how the fire happened though...

Vegna Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:11 pm

Well EP doesn't like people raiding his ship and you got slightly damaged trying to escape...

**Blood_Reaver** Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:49 am

Damaged? Is that what you called 2 broken legs, a broken wrist, a fractured skull and being drunk? Awesome.

Vegna Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:36 am

Yes. You don't want to know what severly damaged is silent

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